A poll from a seemingly serious publication:-
And now, over to our correspondent in Dundee, Desperate Dan.
Dan?
“Yes, Beryl.”
Dan, WTF is this poll about?
“Well, Beryl, One question, three possible answers. One Yes. Two No’s. My guess? It’s the SNP roadtesting the referendum!”
“Back to you, Beryl”
Thanks, Dan.
Indeed it was until I edited it, 16 April 2007.
But you commented on a blank article, nonetheless.
Thanks.
The Curse of the Board Moderator has struck! SK seems to have got out of the wrong side of bed this morning. Hope he’s feeling better this afternoon.
Thanks to all of you who left comments.
I was wrong in my suspicions about the anagram writer (Best to you too, sir! And an apology).
The “culprit” is back on the boards today but he’s taken more letters from the bag.
It would appear that the real airborne athlete is re-incarnated too, which is nice.
I’m not sure who is responsible for the Gyle roads. Thank you, SMcD, for the tip.
I’m in another quandary about what to do with the comments I’ve received. I will either publish them all or none at all.
If it’s good enough for scottwebb (whose absence from these boards suggest he has been banned) it’s good enough for me!
Follow the links.
I do.
Just how many anagrams of Paul Voltaire are there, Anton Marionette?
I pass these two defects every day.
Welcome to Edinburgh!
The first street furniture visitors to the city encounter entering from the South on the A702. Something (many things over many years, in fact) has recently displaced both islands which are now out of position and encroaching, awkwardly, into both centre lanes. Bump My Ride will monitor the site for developments.
These traffic islands are decades old. For reasons unknown they are not built into the highway but merely cemented onto the road surface. It is a testimony of sorts to the roadbuilders of old that this artery has not been re-surfaced for almost 3 decades.
Doesn’t it make you feel proud?
DURATION: Years and years. All of the above were reported again today.
Welcome to Gyle Shopping Centre. It looks like something serious is going on under the road surface here.
The pothole is about four inches deep at its worst section but the photo shows a trench opening up across the width of the nearside lane.
Clearly, CLARENCE and his mates cannot afford to shop at Gyle or they would have done something about it. Tens of thousands of cars use this road every week. Hundreds of buses pull in and out of Gyle on this lane every week.
The Gyle’s management obviously think so much of their customers that they are not moved to get this fixed.
DURATION: Let’s say three months so far – since January 2007.
The photo shows a nasty pothole and sunken drain cover on the Gyle Roundabout. This defect is about a year old. Drive over this for a good chance of steering damage and/or tracking problems.
Hundreds of thousands of vehicles use this roundabout every month. None of them, apparently, belong to Edinburgh’s hawk-eyed Roads Inspectors.
DURATION: At least 12 months – since April 2006
My “all-new” blog inspired by our local rag’s fearless investigative journalists, the “Get It Sorted” column, and the local Council’s new road repairs initiative announced today*.
* Get the article HERE
Please feel free to email photos and details of road defects in Edinburgh’s streets to “muttley(at)hushmail.com” . Your email address will not be published and you can be assured of anonymity on this blog. Credit will be made, if you wish, to an amusing pseudonym of your choosing.
